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2006 World Cup Qualifiers

    It is the world cup qualifiers in 2006 Brazil vs Scotland Carlos says "We can't be bothered to play Scotland they are to easy".

    "I'll take them on single handedly" Ronaldo said. "You go to the pub."

    So later on they check the score Ronaldo 1 10:00 mins

              Scotland 0

    Then they turn it of later on they say "the game should be finished check the score". Ronaldo 1 10:00 mins

          Scotland 1 89:00 mins

    Then Ronaldo comes down and says "I let you down" NO you didn't you got a draw Carlos said "No I did I got sent of in the 12th minute.

    - submitted by Beans1111


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