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Accountant and the Boss
There once was a business owner who was interviewing
people for a division manager position and had a variety of individuals
applying for the position. He decided to select the individual that could
answer the question how much is 2+2? The first candidate was an engineer.
He pulled out a slide rule and showed that the answer was 4. The second
candidate was an attorney. He stated that in the case of Svenson vs. the
State, 2+2 was proven to be 4. The final candidate was a CPA. When asked
what 2+2 equaled, the CPA did not respond immediately. He looked at the
business owner, then got out of his chair and went to see if anyone was
listening at the door. Then he returned to the business owner and said,
"What would you like it to be?"
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