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A Small Gift

    After being away on business, Clarence McDougal thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

    She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That is a bit much," said Clarence.

    So the clerk returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Clarence groused.

    Growing annoyed, the cosmetics clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Clarence, "is I would like to see something really cheap."

    So the clerk handed him a mirror.

    - Submitted by Jokes4U.


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