"Hundred and fifty dollars," she says in a low, husky voice that makes the bloke's hair stand on end. And other parts of him, too.

"Only $150 and I'll do whatever you want. On one condition."

"What's that?" asks the bloke.

"Whatever you want for $150," says the blonde, "but you must say it in no more than three words."

"You're on," says the bloke, handing over $150.

"Great," breathes the blonde, "Now, in three words - what do you want me to do?"

And the bloke says: "Paint my house."