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Beautiful Blonde

    A bloke is trolling through King's Cross (Sydney, Australia) one night when he's approached by this delicious bird. Beautiful blonde hair, curves to make your mouth water and long, long legs, reachiing all the way down to the ground.

    "Hundred and fifty dollars," she says in a low, husky voice that makes the bloke's hair stand on end. And other parts of him, too.

    "Only $150 and I'll do whatever you want. On one condition."

    "What's that?" asks the bloke.

    "Whatever you want for $150," says the blonde, "but you must say it in no more than three words."

    "You're on," says the bloke, handing over $150.

    "Great," breathes the blonde, "Now, in three words - what do you want me to do?"

    And the bloke says: "Paint my house."


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