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Blonde Not TV

    A blonde goes to the shopping centre and asks the man how much is this TV he says "sorry we don't sell to blondes.

    After she goes to the pharmacy and dyes her hair blue. She goes back and asks how much it is again. he says "sorry we don't sell to blondes."

    She goes back to the pharmacy and dyes her hair black. Then she goes back to the shopping centre and asks him again. He replies "sorry we don't sell to blondes."

    She goes back to the pharmacy and dyes her hair brown. Again after she goes back to the store and asks the man again. He tells her again "sorry we don't sell to blondes."

    The blonde says how come you know I'm blonde, because it's not a TV it's a microwave.

    - Submitted by Marie-Pier.


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