The blonde said, "I can't."

The barber said, "Ok, I'll cut around your hair until I get to the headphones then you'll have to take them off."

So the barber cut around the blondes hair until he go to her headphones.

He said, "You have to take your headphones off so I can cut your hair." "I can't." said the blonde.

So the barber took off the blondes headphones and she died.

The blonde died because the headphones were saying "Breathe in, Breathe out."

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