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Cars Like Computers

    If cars were like computers they would:

    1. ask you ' are you sure you want the airbag to come out?' if you have a crash.

    2. everytime you want to do ssomething you have to open the window(s)

    3. everytime you want to shut it down you have to go to start, shutdow and press ok

    4. if you dont do above, you have to wait for it to wait for about 5 minuets for it to check the disk

    5. the more information is stored on it, the slower it will go.

    6. if you get just too much stuff on it (like what happened to me), you have to break all the windows and get new ones

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