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Dallas Cowboys

    Q: What do they call a drug ring in Dallas?
    A: A huddle.

    Q: There are 4 Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
    A: The police.

    Q: Why can't Michael Irvin be in the Cowboy huddle anymore?
    A: It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

    The team doctor said because of Michael Irvin's fractured wrist, it'll be 6 - 8 weeks before he can video tape a team mate having sex.

    The Chicago Bears are trying to trade for Michael Irvin. They got rid of the "Refrigerator" and now they want a "Coke Machine".

    It was reported today that the artificial turf in Texas Stadium is being replaced because the Cowboys play much better on "grass".

    The Dallas Cowboys have adopted a new "Honor System". "Yes, your Honor", "No, your Honor".

    The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year. 12 arrests and 5 convictions.

    In a move to strengthen their defense, the Dallas Cowboys today hired a new defensive coordinator, Johnny Cochran.

    Q: How do the Cowboys spend the first week of training camp?
    A: Studying the Miranda Rights


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