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Three guys are alone on a desert island: an engineer, a biologist and an economist. They are starving and don't have a thing to eat, but somehow they find a can of beans on the shore.
The engineer says: let's hit the can with a rock until it opens.
The biologist has another ideia:
"No. We should wait for a while. Erosion will do the job."
Finally, the economist says:
"Let's assume that we have a can opener".
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