Male Versus Female Jokes
A: The lazy man. The other 3 don't exist.
Q: Why don't men do laundry?
Q: Why do men have a hole at the end of their penis?
Q: What's a man's idea of protected sex?
Q: What do you call a woman that works like a man?
Q: Why did God create men?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: How are men like parking spaces?
Q: What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?
Q: What's the difference between a man and a cow?
Q: How are men and beer bottles alike?
Q: Why do woman fake orgasms?
Q: Did you hear about the baby born with both sexes?
Q: How many men does it take to make popcorn?
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q: What is the difference between government bonds and men?
Q: What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Q: What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Q: What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
Q: Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
Q: What did God say after he created man?
Q: How do men define a 50-50 relationship?
Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
Q: What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal?
Q; How are men like noodles?
Q; Why is it good that there are female astronauts?