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Energizer Bunny Dies

    AP December 12, 1999 - The Energizer Bunny, known best for, "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.

    Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.

    Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming,...

    Foul play has not been ruled out.


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