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Fairy Godmother

    An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

    "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

    *** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

    "And, gee, I guess I wouldn`t mind being a young, beautiful princess."

    *** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman.

    "Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother.

    Just then the old woman`s cat wanders across the porch in front of them.

    "Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

    *** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

    She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:

    "Bet you`re sorry you had me neutered."


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