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Five reasons Computers must be female

    Five reasons computers must be female...

    5.- No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

    4.- Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

    3.- The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

    2.- The message, "Bad command or filename", is about as informative as "if you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

    1.- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


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