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Football Practice

    After the first day of football practice one guy Travis asks Justin, "Justin, do you know that you have a cork in you a--?" Justin simply says "yea."

    Travis replys "Well, doesn't it hurt?"

    "yea, but i can't take it out" Travis is confused, "why not?" he asked.

    Justin says "well, over the summer i was walking on the beach and i found a bottle with a cork in it. So, i pulled the cork out and a genie popped out and said that she will grant me one wish. So i said NO S---!!!!!"

    - Submitted by Rob Bauer.


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