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A man comes to the doctor with a long history of migrane headaches.
When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his
poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his
migranes and STILL no improvement. "Listen," says the doc.
"I have migranes, too...and the advice I'm going to give you isn't
really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that
I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migrane, I go home, get
in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge
me off with the hottest water I can stand...especially around the
This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the
bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have
sex...and almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Give it a
try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin.
"Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had
migranes for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever
"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."
"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a really nice house."
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