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Lawyer goes to Heaven
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there
were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To
his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the
long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted him warmly. Then St.
Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and
guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair
by his desk. The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but
what makes me so special?" St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added
up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my
calculation you must be about 193 years old!"
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