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Marrying a Lawyer
A mature woman was in the pastoral study receiving counseling for her
upcoming fourth wedding. "Father, how am I going to tell my
husband that I am still a virgin?" "My child, you have been a
married woman for many years. Surely that cannot be." "Well, father,
my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was
talk, and the next one was in construction and he always said he'd
get to it tomorrow. The last one was a gyneocologist and all he did was
look. But his time, father, I'm marying a lawyer and I'm sure I'm
going to get screwed."
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