New Rooster Versus Old Rooster
There is this old rooster on a farm. One day the farmer said that he needs a younger rooster. So he buys one. He brings it back to the farm. The old rooster says, "I bet I can race you around the barn 3 times and win". Then the younger rooster says "your on". Then when they start the race, the old rooster jumps ahead, the younger rooster is right behind him. One lap, two laps, 2 and a half laps then BANG the young rooster is blown to smithereenes!!! The farmer was on his porch with his shot gun. Then the farmer says, "THATS THE 2ND FUCKIN GAY ROOSTER I HAVE HAD THIS WEEK."
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