- submitted by Sk8 freak to Jokes4U.

Q: What is a blonde with pony tails?
A: A blowjob with handle bars.

- submitted by Jokes4U.

Q: Why didn't the blonde have ice cubes at her party?
A: She forgot the recipe.

- submitted by ?

There where to blondes in a car and they were going to disneyland and they came to a sign disneyland left so they turned around and went home.

- submitted by Mark Townley.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a granade at you?
A: You take then pin out and throw it back.

- Submitted by Eduardo Sanchez.

Q: Why did the blonde steal the police?
A: She saw 911 and thought it was a porche.

- submitted by Daniel.

Two blondes are standing in line at the grocery store. They look at the man standing in front of them. The one blonde leans over to the other and says,"we need to give that guy some Head and Shoulders." The other blonde says,"Oh, sure, but how are we going to give him shoulders?"

- submitted by ?

Two blondes are driving down the street and the one blonde says to other,"I don't think my blinker is working, could you stick your head out the window and tell me if it is?" So the other blonde sticks her head out and says,"Yes it is, no it's not, yes it is, no it's not....

- submitted by ?

Q: Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
A: Her pad had wings.

- submitted by ?