Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?
A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''

- submitted by Cyclope.

Q: why did the blonde have a bruise on her bellybutton?
A: because her boyfriend was a blonde too!

- submitted by Rodger Gibbons

One day three blondes walked into a bar. You think one of them would of seen it.

- submitted by Greg McCreary

Q: Why couldnt the blonde dial 911?
A: Because she couldnt find the 11.

Q: why did the three blondes walk off the cliff?
A: because they wanted to see if their sanitary pads really had wings

- submitted by Joanna Kearnes

A blonde walks into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asks, "How'd you burn your ears?"
The blonde answers, "It was the funniest thing! I was busy ironing when the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron."
The doctor raised his eyebrows and said, "Okaaaay. What about the other ear?"
The blonde replied, "Well, they called again."
- Submitted by ?