- submitted by Rebecca Chitty

Q: What was Tarzans's last words???????
A: Who greased the vines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- submitted by Paul Holmes

Q: Why did the dog get under the tree?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

- submitted by Phyllis New

There was this cowboy that road in on Friday and stayed in a hotel for one night and left on Friday how did he do it?

His horses name is Friday.

- submitted by Todd/Lucy Hansen

Q: what do beavers eat for breakfest?
A: Oakmeal.

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: Nice gnawing you.

- submitted by BiaMcCrory

Q: What do you call a pair of robbers?
A: A pair of knickers!

- submitted by mahmood hussain

Q: What do you call a happy tin?
A: A-merry-can (American)

- submitted by Aideen Weingarth

Q: when is a fin not a fin?
A: When it is a dolphin.

- submitted by Doyle Lewis