your son say daddy,daddy lets go play catch and the father replies toss me a beerout of the fridge and i'll catch a buzz.

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if you are a red neck you ...

- collect your old license platesand put them on top of the fireplace and call them trophies

- if you have abunch of pink flamingos on your triler that you don't play with and you got them from the 1.99 store

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Q: How do you circucise a redneck?
A: Kick his sister in the head.

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you might be a redneck if you go to church and the preacher says "I like for Bubba to help me with the offering", and 5 different boys stand up.

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You know your a redneck if:

Somebody yells "Hoedown" and your girlfriend hits the floor.

- submitted by Megan.