- Submitted by Jonathon Yeats.

Teacher: please use the word grusome in a sentence.
Child: my dad stoped shaving and grew some whiskers.

- submitted by Danielle Bai.

When the teacher asks you for your homework, ask him if he beleives someone should be punished for something they did not do? and when he says no, tell him "well in that case i didn't do my homework"

- Submitted by ?.