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New Years Resolutions Internet Junkies

    *I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.

    *I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A phone call every now and then would be appreciated.

    *I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

    *I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

    *I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

    *I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe... at least once a year.

    *I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet - This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

    *I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical since my friends overseas already had time to answer me by then.

    *When I hear a funny joke, I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"

    *I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

    *I will think of a password other than "password."

    *I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

    - submitted by Jokes4U.

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