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Yo Momma Jokes

New Yo Momma Jokes 17

  • yo mama so stupid she wanted 2 lose weight so she ate her own fat.
    - submitted by BigBMXer18

  • yo mamas so fat the puts puts on a yellow shirt and jumps off a 9 story building and every body says the suns falling.
  • yo mams so fat i saw her walking down the road i said what are you doing she said moving.
  • yo mamas so fat she sat on walmart and made the prices go lower then low.
    - submitted by eric orth

  • yo mama cooks so bad yo family preys b4 day eat.
    - submitted by LilHo92

  • Yo mama's so fat the shadow of her butt wieghs 50lbs.
    - submitted by Mattevan13

  • Yo mama so hungry that in 1951 she saw bus full of white people and said twinky!
    - submitted by Janita

  • Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes strait to hell.
  • Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiled the traffic slowed down!
  • Yo mama so skinny she could hanglide on a dorito.
  • Yo mama so skinny she could hulahoop in a cheerio.
  • Yo mama so skinny she could stand under the shower and not even get wet.
    - submitted by Bobkatt89

  • Yo mama so stupid….She sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.
  • Yo mama so fat that she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.
  • Yo mama so fat that she sat on a dollar bill and 4 quarters popped out.
    - submitted by Daniel

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