Yo Momma Jokes
New Yo Momma Jokes 17
- yo mama so stupid she wanted 2 lose weight so she ate her own fat.
- submitted by BigBMXer18
- yo mamas so fat the puts puts on a yellow shirt and jumps off a 9 story building and every body says the suns falling.
- yo mams so fat i saw her walking down the road i said what are you doing she said moving.
- yo mamas so fat she sat on walmart and made the prices go lower then low.
- submitted by eric orth
- yo mama cooks so bad yo family preys b4 day eat.
- submitted by LilHo92
- Yo mama's so fat the shadow of her butt wieghs 50lbs.
- submitted by Mattevan13
- Yo mama so hungry that in 1951 she saw bus full of white people and said twinky!
- submitted by Janita
- Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes strait to hell.
- Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiled the traffic slowed down!
- Yo mama so skinny she could hanglide on a dorito.
- Yo mama so skinny she could hulahoop in a cheerio.
- Yo mama so skinny she could stand under the shower and not even get wet.
- submitted by Bobkatt89
- Yo mama so stupid….She sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.
- Yo mama so fat that she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.
- Yo mama so fat that she sat on a dollar bill and 4 quarters popped out.
- submitted by Daniel
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