Yo Momma Jokes
New Yo Momma Jokes 18
- yo mama so fat see could not see her feet.
- yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale she couldn't see the numbers.
- submitted by Jazzblast
- yo mama so ugly she makes Freddy Cougar look like Beyonce!
- yo moma so ugly they don't even have to use guns in the army cause they can use yo mama's picture!
- yo mama so dark she was trying to eat a tootsie roll, she ate her finger.
- submitted by MSPARKER582
- Yo mama like a bowling ball she gets fingered thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.
- submitted by Ramiro Capistran
- yo mamas so fat the most hightech scale couldn't calculate her weight.
- yo mamas breath is so stank i look forward to her FARTS.
- submitted by mikecole00
- yo momma is so fat she uses 3 houses!
- submitted by Melinda Ragar
- your mamma so stupid she threw a rock a t the floor and missed.
- submitted by Saiyanruler89
- yo mommas so fat,she dont wear daisy dukes,she wears boss hoggs.
- yo mommas so stupid, she took toilet paper to a crap game.
- yo mommas so ugly, she turned medusa to stone.
- submitted by Mizzcastillo34
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