Yo Momma Jokes
New Yo Momma Jokes 19
- Yo Momma So Dumb She Had Everyone Who Is Running This Site.
- submitted by Ricardo1202
- yo momma is so fat when she went inside the fbi station they renamed it fat bitch inside.
- submitted by medinajulian
- yo momma so poor when someone rings the doorbell she sticks her head out the window and say ding dong.
- submitted by SaweAuto
- Yo momma teeth are so yellow she walks in the street and slows down trafic.
- Yo momma so fat she wears yellow and walks in the street and people yell, "TAXI, TAXI!"
- Yo momma so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper.
- Yo momma so fat she jumped on a dollar and made change.
- Yo momma so dumb she got lost in a super-market and starved.
- Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family.
- Yo' mama so fat, if she were one of the three little pigs, she'd say 'Not by the hair on my 26 chins!'
- Yo' mama so fat, the photographer charged her for a family photo!
- Yo momma so fat it took six monster trucks, two planes, five trains, and a jet just to get her across the street.
- Yo momma so fat it took two trains just to get on her good side.
- submitted by Zachary Silverstein
- your mama is so fat she jumped so high she got stuck.
- your mama is so fat she waz wearing a yellow rain jaket with black buttons and she walked out side and every body ran up to her and said let me get in the school bus.
- submitted by TommyGirlSweet
- yo momma's so fat she has got more chins than a chinese phone directory.
- submitted by Wendy Stamper
- yo momma is so fat she got baptised in sea world.
- submitted by edward denicola
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