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Yo Momma Jokes

New Yo Momma Jokes 5

  • Yo Mamas So Fat She Puts Lipstick On With A Paint Roller.

    - submitted by ?

  • your momas so fat when she is missing she takes up all 4 courners of the milk jug.

    - submitted by Emily.

  • Yo mamma so poor,I walked into her house and started to flick boogers off the wall and she said"Leave alone my family pictures"

    - submitted by Danny Wood.

  • your mama is so fat she sat on a Monster truck and she made it into a lowrider.

    - Submitted by Mirella.

  • your mommas so fat she asked for a watterbed and you spread a blanket acrost the ocean!!!!!!!!!!!

    - submitted by ?

  • yo mama so fat her belly buttin makes echoes.

    - submitted by Mayhem.

  • yo mama is so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had a afro.

    - submitted by Olaitan.

  • yo mama so stupid when she look down she saw her nipples was leaking.

    - submitted by Shervin.

  • yo momma so stupid she had her dog suck her left titties and made the right one jelous.

    - submitted by ?

  • Your mamma is so so fat when the doctor cut of her leg gravy poured out.

    - submitted by ?


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