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Yo Momma Jokes

New Yo Momma Jokes 9

  • yo mama has no teeth and they call her chewy.

    - submitted by Juan.

  • Yo mama is so ugly she makes a blind kid cry.

    - submitted by ?.

  • yo mama's chest is as her back.

    - submitted by Stephen Price.

  • yo mamma so fat, when she wear a X-files t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

    - submitted by ?.

  • yo mamma so stuped, she got locked up in the super market and sterved to death.
  • yo mamma so fat when she bents down we have moonlight.
  • Yo Mamma so fat she went to the movie theater and she sit next to every one.

    - submitted by vIRuX.

  • yo mama is so poor i asked her where's the bathroon and she said two bushes to the right!

    - submitted by ?.

  • Yo Mama's so dumb, she tryed to drown a fish.
  • Yo Mama's so dumb, she looked at her reflection in the mirror and said "STOP COPYING ME!!"
  • Yo Mama's so dumb, she shoved a phone up her butt to make a booty-call.

    - submitted by Toni E.

  • Yo momma so fat that when she gets lost people have to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

    - submitted by ?.

  • your mama is so fat that moses couldn't even part her butt cheeks!

    - submitted by Lorena.

  • Yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.

    - submitted by ?.


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