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No Bread

    One day there was a duck at the bar and he asked if he could get some bread and the bartender said he didn't have any but the duck asked again and he said no got any bread.

    NO.

    Got any bread.

    NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    Got bread.

    Don't you get it no spells no and if you don't shut up i'll nail your beak to the bar.

    Got any nails.

    No.

    Got any bread.

    - Submitted by Jokes4U.


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