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Old Smiley

    On the other side is my favorite jungle resident, Old Smiley, one of the laziest crocodiles in these parts. I do suggest that you keep your hands inside the boat because Smiley is always looking for a hand out.

    And on the other side is Old Smiley. Did you know that crocodiles have remained basically unchanged for the last 20 million years? It's true! And that's just about how long Smiley's been on this river. He doesn't get around much anymore. Usually, he just sort of sits around, waiting for our boats and looking for a hand out.


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