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Polar Bear

    One day a baby polar bear approaches his mother with a confused expression on his face and says, "Mom? Am I a polar bear?"

    "Well of course son!"

    The cub replied, "You’re sure I'm not a panda bear or a black bear?"

    "No, of course not. Now run outside and play."

    But the baby polar bear is still confused so he approaches his father.

    The cub asks, "Dad, am I a polar bear?"

    "Why of course son!" the papa polar bear gruffly replies.

    The cub continues, "I don't have any grizzly bear or Koala bear in my bloodlines?"

    "No son. I'm a polar bear, your mother is a polar bear, and by god you too are one hundred percent purebred polar bear!! Why in the world do you ask?"

    "Because I'm freezing my BUTT off!!"


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