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Male Versus Female Jokes
Well he said he'd die if I didn't, so thought I'd wait and see!
Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife
Boys fall in love with me at first sight.
Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world
Q: I'll cook you dinner, what would you like? They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight!
Julie's boyfriend told her he'd lost all his money Before she was married your sister turned her husband's head with her good looks. Now she turns her stomach with her cooking!
Q: What's the wife of a hippy called?
My wife is one in a million
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