They're the perfect match, she lies jogging and he's on the run from the law!

They're the perfect match, she works in the chip shop and there is something fishy about him!

They're the perfect match, she's a geologist and he's on the rocks!

Hey, you just shot my wife.
I'm so sorry, have a shot at mine!

When plus and minus got married they had an addition to the family. The thing is though he turned out to be a problem child!

Don't you think that man over there is the ugliest person you've ever seen.
He's my husband.
Oh dear, I am sorry.
Your sorry!

A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and said, "There is a burglar in the kitchen eating my home made steak and kidney pie"
"Oh dear", said her husband "Who shall I call, the police or an ambulance!"

Q: Which group of men on TV wear pastel coloured clothes and can't speak properly.
A: The telehubbies!

If you were my husband I'd put arsenic in your tea
And if I was your husband I'd drink it!