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Actor Jokes
A1: Five-- one to climb the ladder and the other four to say that should have been me! A2: One to change it, and 99 to stand there and say 'I could have done it better.' A3: Just one. He stands there, and the world revolves around him.
Q: How many assistant directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: How many straight actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: How does an actor screw in a light bulb?
Q: What's black, crispy, and hangs from the ceiling?
Q: How do you get an actor off your front porch?
Q: What's the most dangerous thing in your average community theatre?
Q: What do directors do with dead actors?
Q: What is the definition of a gentleman?
Q: How do actors traditionally greet one another?
Q: How many actors does it take to wallpaper a room?
Q: A van with four actors in it goes off a cliff. What's the tragedy in this?
Q: What's the difference between a dead actor in the road and a dead snake in the road?
Q: You're driving down a road and see your director and an actor crossing the street in front of you. Which one do you hit first, and why?
Q: How can you tell when a plane is full of actors?
Q: What do you call 20 actors at the bottom of a lake?
Q: What do you call an actor with two brain cells?
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
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