Q: What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica?
A: Absolutely nothing.

Q: How can you spot Al Gore in a bunch of Secret Service agents?
A: He's the stiff one.

Al Gore is so dull that his secret service code name is "Al Gore".

Q: What's the difference between Al Gore and Socialism?
A: He uses the phrase Social Entitlements instead.

News Flash: Al Gore was admitted to a hospital yesterday in Washington. Sources tell us that termites thought that Al Gore was an old bed post.

Al Gore had a DREAM one night. He dreamed he could actually bend over and tie his own shoe laces.