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Al Gore Jokes

Short Al Gore Jokes

    Q: How does Al Gore get to sleep?
    A: He counts ballot papers.

    Q: What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica?
    A: Absolutely nothing.

    Q: How can you spot Al Gore in a bunch of Secret Service agents?
    A: He's the stiff one.

    Al Gore is so dull that his secret service code name is "Al Gore".

    Q: What's the difference between Al Gore and Socialism?
    A: He uses the phrase Social Entitlements instead.

    News Flash: Al Gore was admitted to a hospital yesterday in Washington. Sources tell us that termites thought that Al Gore was an old bed post.

    Al Gore had a DREAM one night. He dreamed he could actually bend over and tie his own shoe laces.


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