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Bear Jokes

Short Bear Jokes

    Q: Why do bears have fur coats ?
    A:Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

    Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
    A: A teddy boar!

    Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
    A; Fred bear!

    Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
    A: A little bear!

    Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
    A: It lives on ice!

    Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
    A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!

    Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
    A: Put him on stilts!

    Q: What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?
    A: Tagliateddy!

    Q: Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo?
    A: Because they'd rather go to the cinema!

    Q: What is a bear's favourite drink?
    A: Koka-Koala!


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