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    Q: Do you know how to catch a polar bear with peas?

    A: First, go out onto the edge of a frozen lake and cut a big hole in the ice. Then you place a circle of peas around the rim of the hole, and hide behind a nearby tree. When a polar bear comes to take a pea, jump out behind him and kick him in the ice-hole.

    Q: How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear?
    A1: Climb a tree. If the bear climbs it and eats you, itís a brown bear.

    A2: If the bear knocks the tree down and eats you, itís a grizzly.

    Q: Which bear did not get wet?
    A: The dribear.

    Q: Which bear saw the accident?
    A: The neighbear.

    Q: Which bear came out of the car safely?
    A: The surbibear.

    Q: Which bear fixed the car?
    A: The Macguybear.

    Q: what's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
    A: a molar bear!


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