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A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where Bill Clinton was having an intimate conversation with a beautiful young woman. "What a ripoff," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that Democrat gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

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President Clinton plans to reduce the budget deficit by an appeal to sacrifice. The problem, however, is that every time he gets near a virgin...

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Q: What happens if Bill Clinton gets a shot of testosterone?
A: He turns into Hillary.

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Q: Did you hear that in response to President Bill's habit of dropping in on local McDonalds the McD's national management has annouced a commemorative double cheeseburger, the McClinton?
A: Of course, when you get it, the price has doubled, and it's got half the meat.

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Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?
A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.

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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and Bill Clinton's campaign limo?
A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a snake?
A: One is spineless, has a forked tongue and is a threat to humans. The other is a reptile

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Q: How many jokes are there about Bill Clinton?
A: ONE----ALL THE REST ARE TRUE.

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Clinton and The Pope were on the same flight and the plane crashed, killing both of them. Clinton was accidentally sent to heaven and The Pope was sent to hell. God realized the mistake 20 minutes later and transferred Bill to hell and The Pope to heaven. As they were crossing over they passed one another and The Pope said, "I'm sure glad they recognized the error, I was looking forward to meeting The Virgin Mary." Bill replied, while looking at his watch, "You just missed her about 15 minutes ago."

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THE CLINTON ADMINISTRATION: "BRINGING WASHINGTON TO ITS KNEES"

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BILL CLINTON'S NEW BOOK: "HOW TO GET AHEAD IN POLITICS"