Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.

Q: What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and James Dean?
A: A man without a clue.

Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?
A: Because they could spell it.

Q. What do you get when you ask Clinton to tell "the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth"?
A. Three different answers.

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?
A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate Lab.

Q. How did Clinton create 14 million new jobs?
A. 13 million of them are comedians.

Q: What do you call 8 nights of blow jobs?
A: Hannukah Lewinsky.

The other day, Hillary Clinton asked Chelsea if she was having sex yet. Chelsea just smiled and said: "Not according to Dad."

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There were 5 presidents on the Titanic--Carter, Reagan, Bush, Nixon and Clinton. As the Titanic hit the iceberg...Bush exclaimed, "We hit an Iceberg" Reagan queried, "We hit what?" Carter declared, "Save the women and children!" Nixon said, "Screw the women!" Clinton asked, "Do we have time?"

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Have you ever heard of a President being BLOWN out of office?

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A friend of Ms. Lewinsky asked her how her new boy friend compared to President Clinton. She replied, "Close, but no cigar."

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Q: What is the difference between greeting the Queen and greeting the President of the United States?
A: You only have to get on one knee to greet the Queen.

Q: How do you satisfy Clinton's sexual appetite?
A: It takes a village