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    Q: What do you give nin-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
    A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

    Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
    A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

    "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
    Next time, take off the candles."

    Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
    A: It was a flappy one!

    Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
    A: It was a sappy one!

    Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
    A: "Hey, what's eating you?"

    Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
    A: It was a tappy one!

  • When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.

  • My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes - but where can you find a bloodshot tie?

  • My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people's birthdays. She says she doesn't think people would like margarine as a present.

  • It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

    'Oh, I don't know ,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds.

    That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.


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