Q: What do you give nin-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Next time, take off the candles."
Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!
Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!
Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
A: "Hey, what's eating you?"
Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!
- When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.
- My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes - but where can you find a bloodshot tie?
- My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people's birthdays. She says she doesn't think people would like margarine as a present.
- It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
'Oh, I don't know ,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds.
That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.
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