A: She gets the poptart out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: What do you call a blonde at university?
Q. Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm?
Q: What did the mom say to her blonde duaghter before a date?
Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea?
Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
Q: Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?
Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
Q: What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team?
Q: Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother?
Q: Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?