Q: What are two blondes doing in front of a motorcycle?
A: Arguing about who is going to sit by the window.

Q: What did the Blond get on her IQ test?
A: Drule

Q: What is similar in a Smart Blond and a Alien???
A: You hear about them but you never see them...

Q: What Is A Blonde's Most Frequently Used 4 Letter Word?
A: NEXT!

Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: Endangered species

Q: What do you call a movie about a man trying to make a blond smart
A: Mission Impossible

Q: Two blondes are walking down the sidewalk when a man walks up and ask are you sisters?
A: They both start laughing and the one says no were not even catholic.

Q: Why do blondes wear green lip stick?
A: Because red means stop!

A blond is in an elevator when a man walks in the blond looks at him and says "t-g-i-f"
The man looks at her and replied"s-h-i-t"(letters only)
The blond is very confused at this point and try to explain "t-g-i-f thank god it's Friday"
The man smiles and says"s-h-i-t sorry Hun it's Thursday"

Q: How can you tell if a blond has been at a computer?
Q: There is rat poison beside the mouse.

Q: Do you know how to make a blonde go crazy?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to go pee in a corner!

Q: Why are Blonde jokes so dumb??
A: Well so men can understand them

Q: How did the blond commit suicide?
A: She gathered all of her clothes into a pile and jumped off.

A blond scientists wants to determine how far a frog can jump. So she gets a frog and commands it to jump. At once the frog jumps. The blond measures and rights in here journal : frog with four legs jumps 8 feet. Then she cuts of the two front legs of the frog. She commands it to jump. The frog struggles a bit but manages to jump. She rights in her journal : frog with two legs jumps 3 feet. Once more she cuts of the other two legs. She commands the frog to jump but it just sits there. Then the blond wrights : frog with no legs losses hearing.

Q: Why did the blond prostitute think she was a poet?
A: Because she layed and he paid

Q: What do you call 9 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: Why can't blondes be pharmacists?
Because they can't figure out how to fit the bottle in the typewriter.