Q: How do you confuse a blond?
A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner.

Q: What is the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead blond in the road?
A: There's skid marks before the snake

Q: How do you tell if a blond girl has a blond boy friend?
A: Her belly button's black and blue

Q: What is the difference between Jupiter and a blonds head
A: Jupiter isn't hollow

Q: What does a blonde do every morning when she looks in the mirror.
A: She introduces her self.

She was so blond that she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window

Q: What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A: A brunette with bad breath!!

Q: Why Did The Blond Have Lipstick On Her Steering Wheel?
A: She Tried To Blow The Horn

Q: Why does a blond wear a tight skirt
A: To keep here legs closed

Q: what's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?
A: You can drop your load in a washer and it won't follow you around you for a week

Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A: The Air Pump!

Q:Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.

Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.

Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
A: Marriage.

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: Because they don't know any better.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by "the fuzz"?
A: "No. But I've been swung around by the tits."

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: What is more stupid then a brunette trying to start a fire in a pool?
A: A blonde trying to put it out.