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    Q: Why did the blonde give up snorting coke?
    A: Because the bottle was to hard to get up her nose.

    Q: How do you know if someone is a true blonde or a fake?
    A: Ask them what color they use, if they give you crayons, there blond.

    Q: Why did they stop the wave at sporting events?
    A: To many blonds drown.

    Q: Why was the blond smiling when it was lighting?
    A: She thought someone was taking her picture.

    Q: What do you call an all blond baseball team?
    A: Triple play

    Q: How do you know if a blond has used the microwave.
    A: She's burnt and thinks she has a sun burn!

    Q: What's the difference between a blond and a mosquito?
    A: When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.

    Q: What do blonds and beer bottles have in common?
    A: They are both empty from the neck up.

    Q: What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
    A: You always hear about them but you never see them.

    Q: Why does it take so long to make a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
    A: You have to hollow out the head.

    Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
    A: They drowned during spring training

    Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
    A: You pick them up, throw them in the gutter, and they come back for more

    Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
    A: Tits Go In Front.

    Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
    A: An interpreter.

    Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
    A: A mental block.

    Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
    A: "Have another beer."

    Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
    A: Introduces them self.

    Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
    A: Data transfer.

    Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
    A: To see what was on the other side.

    Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer s disease?
    A: Her IQ goes up!

    Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Big foot?
    A: Big foot has been spotted.

    Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
    A: Change.

    Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
    A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

    Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
    A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.

    Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?
    A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.

    Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
    A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

    Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
    A: A visitor.

    Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
    A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

    Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
    A: Because she got an F in sex.

    Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
    A: To keep their ankles warm.

    Q: Why do blonds stick there heads out of the window of a moving car
    A: To fill up

    Q: How can you tell when a blond was baking chocolate chip cookies?
    A: When you find M'n M shells on the floor

    Q: What do you do when a Blond throws you a grenade?
    A: Pick it up, pull the pin and through back


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