A: Because the bottle was to hard to get up her nose.
Q: How do you know if someone is a true blonde or a fake?
Q: Why did they stop the wave at sporting events?
Q: Why was the blond smiling when it was lighting?
Q: What do you call an all blond baseball team?
Q: How do you know if a blond has used the microwave.
Q: What's the difference between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What do blonds and beer bottles have in common?
Q: What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
Q: Why does it take so long to make a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer s disease?
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Big foot?
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
Q: Why do blonds stick there heads out of the window of a moving car
Q: How can you tell when a blond was baking chocolate chip cookies?
Q: What do you do when a Blond throws you a grenade?