Q: How does a blond commit suicide?
A Blond was riding a horse. Than suddenly the horse started to go faster and faster. At last she screamed "HELP!!!!" Than the store manager came out and unplugged it.
Q: What did the blond say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
Q: How do you get a twinkle in a blonds eyes?
There were two blondes on opposite sides of a river. One yells across to the other: "Hey how do I get across the river?" The blond replies: "Why do you want to know? You're already there!"
Q: Why are there so many blonde jokes?
Q: Have you heard Benjamin Moore came out with a new paint color called "blond"?
Q: What's the similarity between a blond and a postage stamp?
Q: Why do blonds climb chain-link fences?
Q: When is it okay to shoot a blond in the head?
Q: Why can't blonds water ski ?
Q: Why is a blonde's coffin y-shaped?
Q: What is the definition of eternity?
Q: id you hear about the blonde who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde prisoner who was found in his cell with half a dozen bumps on his head?
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
Q: How did the blonde explain how his helicopter crashed?
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
Q: How many blonds does it take to make Chocolate Chip Cookies?
Q: How do you know if a Blond has been drinking?
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
Q: How do you plant dope?
Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
Q: What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle?
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
Q: WHY DOES A BLONDE ONLY CHANGE HER BABIES DIAPER ONCE A MONTH???
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
Q: WHY DON'T BLONDES BREAST FEED THEIR BABIES?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
Q: What's the definition of eternity?
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?