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Cat Jokes

Short Cat Jokes

    Q: What looks like half a cat?
    A: The other half!

    Q: What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
    A: She had mittens!

    Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
    A: A carrot!

    Q: How do cats eat spaghetti?
    A: The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

    Q: What is a French cat's favourite pudding?
    A: Chocolate mousse!

    Q: What do cat actors say on stage?
    Tabby or not tabby!

    Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
    A: I'm paw!

    Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
    A: He has cat-arrh!

    Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
    A: She's got that down in the mouth look!

    Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
    A: An animal that puts you out a night!

    New added 17/3/05

    Q: What do cats drink from when they're in space?
    A: Flying Saucers!

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