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Short Cat Jokes 3

    What was left when the cat's party was over?
    Kitty litter

    What do you call it when a cat bites?
         Catnip!

    Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
         It's meow-sic to their ears!

    What's every cat's favorite song?
         Three Blind Mice!

    Where do cats write down notes?
         Scratch Paper!

    Why does everyone love cats?
         They're purr-fect!

    What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
         A sourpuss!

    What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?
         A first-aid kit!

    What's a cat's favorite food?
         Petatoes!

    What's a cat's second favorite food?
         Spa-catti!

    What kind of cats lay around the house?
         Car-pets!

    How do cats buy things?
         From a cat-alogue!

    What do you call it when a cat stops?
         A paws!

    Why do cats eat fur balls?
         Because they love a good gag!

    What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?
         Catsup!


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