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Short Cattle Jokes 2

    Q: What do you call a cattle trailer with nothing in it?
    A: A cattle-lack!

    Q: What do you call a cattle trailer with nothing in it?
    A: A cattle-lack!

    Q: What happened to Daisy the cow?
    A: The butcher sold her to Giant Food in Mootown!

    Q: What is a spider's favorite food at a picnic?
    A: Corn on the cob-web!

    Q: What is a potato's favorite game?
    A: Spud!

    Q: Why did the bridge fall when the chicken walked on it?
    A: Because of its weight!

    Q: Why were the little strawberries upset?
    A: Because their parents were in a jam!

    Q: What has wings and solves number problems?
    A: A mothematician!

    Q: What do you call a girl cow in Spanish?
    A: Moochacha!

    Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation?
    A: To Times Square!

    Q: What did the math book say to the other math book?
    A: I have a lot of problems!


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