Q: What do you call a cattle trailer with nothing in it?
A: A cattle-lack!

Q: What happened to Daisy the cow?
A: The butcher sold her to Giant Food in Mootown!

Q: What is a spider's favorite food at a picnic?
A: Corn on the cob-web!

Q: What is a potato's favorite game?
A: Spud!

Q: Why did the bridge fall when the chicken walked on it?
A: Because of its weight!

Q: Why were the little strawberries upset?
A: Because their parents were in a jam!

Q: What has wings and solves number problems?
A: A mothematician!

Q: What do you call a girl cow in Spanish?
A: Moochacha!

Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation?
A: To Times Square!

Q: What did the math book say to the other math book?
A: I have a lot of problems!