Q: Why did the rooster cross the road ?
A: To cockadoodle dooo something

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have enough guts

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station

Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because the chicken needed a day off

Q: What do you get from a drunk chicken?
A: Scotch eggs!